Now That's a Story!

I went to the store one day to buy a litre carton of milk. I desired the milk quite a lot since milk is very tasty. So I went through the aisles looking for the milk. I went to the foodstuffs aisle and saw some tasty sweets there. I had to have some of those. I then went to the biscuit aisle and took several boxes of biscuits, because they're very tasty too. I got enough for me, my sister, my brother, my 5 aunts, my 5 uncles and all my cousins. All 200 of them. My what a lot of biscuits I had bought. There was enough to down an Osprey helicopter in my trolley. I wheeled it to the checkout, the wheels audibly creaking under all the weight. There was a nice lady there. She enquired why I was buying so many biscuits. I made a joke and she smiled. She had the most beautiful smile. I thought I had found my true love. I wanted to embrace her and give her a passionate kiss. But I was too shy and bashful so I just paid for my foodstuffs and left. I felt so stupid that I could not be forward enough with women. So I decided that if I was to ever find my true love I would need to use on-line dating. It was the only way you could find a woman without being forward. I went to a swingers site. I then went out on a date. It was a lovely date. We went to a fine restaurant that served the most delicious cuisine. We then embraced and made true love there and then on the restaurant table. We then took it upstairs and continued on. At the end we held an embrace for many hours. But then I got bored and went home and slept. The next day I tried my hand at on-line dating again. This time I just brought her over to my place. We made love and held an even longer embrace afterwards. I would definitely recommend on-line dating to anyone else out there who is shy around women.