Now That's a Story!

I don't care if they have a boyfriend, husband or even both. I am low life scumbag that has spent most of his life cheating on women with other women who have cheated on their spouse. Sometimes my standards are swinging so low I will even sleep with overweight women if it's only for a night of fun. I am not a lovable guy in the least. I look like something out of a horror movie but I have money so women still sleep with me. It's amazing how money hungry some women really are that they would even sleep with me if it meant they had a chance of laundering some money. It never works and they always leave empty handed.

I am that rich jerk you see driving around town about 30 times a day in his brand new car just to show off. I own my own heating company where I provide indoor heating for homes. I make an absolute fortune from this business and I don't even have to work. I employ other people to do all the manual labour, instead all I do is go to a few meetings a couple times a week and cash out money from my credit card to spend on alcohol and women. If you are swinging with me you are swinging with the very best. However unless you're female you will never set foot into my luxury Manhattan apartment and you will never have the pleasure of holding my hand as we stroll through Central Park on a warm summer evening.

If you are a guy you will be swinging on a low end paycheck with no prospects for the future working an office job typing numbers on a screen and making phone calls until you lose the ability to speak. I am not a nice boss, I show my employees no respect and I do not tolerate anybody turning up late. Unless of course you're a female and you promise to make it up to me by sleeping with me you will be fired on the spot. I can guarantee you that even Burger King treats their people than I do. I was brought up in poverty living in a small dirty trailer with my mother and a younger sister. I was not handed any rewards or given opportunities. I worked for everything that I have and I expect you to do the same. No free riders around me. I am the rich jerk!.